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The Friend to Friend Cookbook
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This is a book for people who love to cook, love food and love sharing wonderful food with their loved ones. Each person and each dish is dear to my heart, and I hope you'll feel the same.
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The Chili & Tomato Cookbook
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Chilies and Tomatoes: two of my favorite foods. Today we find tomatoes everywhere, in salads, sauces, and gardens. It’s hard to imagine that not long ago, they were thought to be poisonous. In the early 1500s, shortly after Hernando Cortez conquered Mexico, Conquistadores brought the tomato to Europe. Tomatoes caught on in Spain first, but the Italians would not accept them widely for 200 more years
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The Bad Day Book
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OK, so you’re having a bad day, maybe a whole slew of them in rapid succession. You’ve tried whining, you’ve tried complaining and nobody cares. After all this, you are just about to settle on abject, pitiful despair as the best solution when you stumble across this book and you think to yourself: "Finally, here is something I hadn’t thought of: reading a book of booger humor."
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How to Confuse the Idiots in Your Life
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Our Price: $6.95
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Few things in life bring greater satisfaction than confusing idiots. This book is filled with great ways to do just that. In addition, you can explore the art of answering stupid questions and study the latest techniques in giving convoluted answers.
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How to Stay Humble When You're Smarter Than Everyone Else
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Our Price: $6.95
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Some people don't have the fundamental intelligence to determine the correct nostril into which to insert a lima bean. This book is not for them. This book is for the few who are silently bearing the burden of a superior intelligence, or think they are anyway.
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If Life Was Fair ....
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If you have seen more than a few sunsets, you may be starting to suspect that life is not fair. This book provides more evidence. This latest in a series of futile efforts by Ben Goode to solve life's big problems, will have his usual following of demented, politically in-correct, and off-center readers rolling in the aisles.
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Geezerhood
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If the bags under your eyes are larger than your shoes, if your wife has more hair on her face than you do on your head, if you both can sleep soundly and irritate the other drivers on the road... you need this book.
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The Fine Art of Worrying
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Our Price: $6.95
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People today are worried. We worry that the economy will go into the tank, causing us to get laid off from our job as quality control tester at the dental floss foundry. We worry that our taxes will get pulled for an audit and that the IRS will notice that we deducted the cost of 138 Big Macs as a research expense. Let’s face it; we have lots to worry about.
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Understanding Women
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Our Price: $6.95
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Unless you are battling a case of terminal stupidity, you know that you need this book. Beginning with how to be sure this is really a woman, this book tells it all. Learn sure-fire ways to get a good woman every time, find out what they are thinking, and solve every oneof their confusing mysteries. This is a must read for anyone who ever expects to come into contact with a member of the fairer sex. Women may want to read it too just to find out why the guys are getting so smug.
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A Liar's Guide to Fishing
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If we are to understand the urge in man to fish, we must dig down through the strata of dirt and rocks and compost deep into the earth, back to primitive man to find our clues.
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